Miss Bimbo

Ok, so i registered for the latest moral panic.. 'Miss Bimbo', this game reminds me of neopets.. except its a 'bimbo'

The game is not very enjoyable, whilst i feel it puts an interesting spin on the virtual pets genre, it still is basically a virtual pet game, which i find boring and tedious as in effect you're not actually playing a game, you're merely clicking different things. Not to mention the whole point of the game is to be skinny and underweight, whilst some people would say it is funny, its poking fun at quite a serious problem among young girls.

The concentration required in the game is quite minimal as nothing drastic changes over the time you're playing, you're given goals you have to achieve at the start. I was given these goals:

1 Change your drab hairstyle to become a popular blonde with cool pigtails!

2 Rent your very own apartment. Bout time you got your own pad Goal Not Achieved!

3 Register yourself on a training course and get an exciting new job

and these are the stats of my bimbo:


Your Bimbo : bw1269
Thirst : 0 % Hunger : 0 %
Happiness : 99 %


Weight :127.6 Lbs
The target weight for your bimbo is 127 lbs, and ideal height is a slinky 5 ft 6 inches


My apartment
1 000 Bimbo Dollars
0 Bimbo attitude


The game is obviously aimed at girls, which could be the reason i didn't enjoy it. However i cant really see girls enjoying it either as it's a bit stupid

The game is not immersive at all, in fact ts hard to feel involved as you cant even relate to the game.

The narrative of the game is just text on your "my bimbo" screen, which tells you what to do, youre goals etc

There is not a huge amount of social interaction, however you can compare top scores etc with all other members of miss bimbo, which adds some form of social interaction to the game